Absalom Returns to Jerusalem
1Joab son of Zeruiah knew that the king’s heart longed for Absalom. 2So Joab sent someone to Tekoa and had a wise woman brought from there. He said to her, “Pretend you are in mourning. Dress in mourning clothes, and don’t use any cosmetic lotions. Act like a woman who has spent many days grieving for the dead. 3Then go to the king and speak these words to him.” And Joab put the words in her mouth.
4When the woman from Tekoa went14:4 Many Hebrew manuscripts, Septuagint, Vulgate and Syriac; most Hebrew manuscripts spoke to the king, she fell with her face to the ground to pay him honor, and she said, “Help me, Your Majesty!”
5The king asked her, “What is troubling you?”
She said, “I am a widow; my husband is dead. 6I your servant had two sons. They got into a fight with each other in the field, and no one was there to separate them. One struck the other and killed him. 7Now the whole clan has risen up against your servant; they say, ‘Hand over the one who struck his brother down, so that we may put him to death for the life of his brother whom he killed; then we will get rid of the heir as well.’ They would put out the only burning coal I have left, leaving my husband neither name nor descendant on the face of the earth.”
8The king said to the woman, “Go home, and I will issue an order in your behalf.”
9But the woman from Tekoa said to him, “Let my lord the king pardon me and my family, and let the king and his throne be without guilt.”
10The king replied, “If anyone says anything to you, bring them to me, and they will not bother you again.”
11She said, “Then let the king invoke the Lord his God to prevent the avenger of blood from adding to the destruction, so that my son will not be destroyed.”
“As surely as the Lord lives,” he said, “not one hair of your son’s head will fall to the ground.”
12Then the woman said, “Let your servant speak a word to my lord the king.”
“Speak,” he replied.
13The woman said, “Why then have you devised a thing like this against the people of God? When the king says this, does he not convict himself, for the king has not brought back his banished son? 14Like water spilled on the ground, which cannot be recovered, so we must die. But that is not what God desires; rather, he devises ways so that a banished person does not remain banished from him.
15“And now I have come to say this to my lord the king because the people have made me afraid. Your servant thought, ‘I will speak to the king; perhaps he will grant his servant’s request. 16Perhaps the king will agree to deliver his servant from the hand of the man who is trying to cut off both me and my son from God’s inheritance.’
17“And now your servant says, ‘May the word of my lord the king secure my inheritance, for my lord the king is like an angel of God in discerning good and evil. May the Lord your God be with you.’ ”
18Then the king said to the woman, “Don’t keep from me the answer to what I am going to ask you.”
“Let my lord the king speak,” the woman said.
19The king asked, “Isn’t the hand of Joab with you in all this?”
The woman answered, “As surely as you live, my lord the king, no one can turn to the right or to the left from anything my lord the king says. Yes, it was your servant Joab who instructed me to do this and who put all these words into the mouth of your servant. 20Your servant Joab did this to change the present situation. My lord has wisdom like that of an angel of God—he knows everything that happens in the land.”
21The king said to Joab, “Very well, I will do it. Go, bring back the young man Absalom.”
22Joab fell with his face to the ground to pay him honor, and he blessed the king. Joab said, “Today your servant knows that he has found favor in your eyes, my lord the king, because the king has granted his servant’s request.”
23Then Joab went to Geshur and brought Absalom back to Jerusalem. 24But the king said, “He must go to his own house; he must not see my face.” So Absalom went to his own house and did not see the face of the king.
25In all Israel there was not a man so highly praised for his handsome appearance as Absalom. From the top of his head to the sole of his foot there was no blemish in him. 26Whenever he cut the hair of his head—he used to cut his hair once a year because it became too heavy for him—he would weigh it, and its weight was two hundred shekels14:26 That is, about 5 pounds or about 2.3 kilograms by the royal standard.
27Three sons and a daughter were born to Absalom. His daughter’s name was Tamar, and she became a beautiful woman.
28Absalom lived two years in Jerusalem without seeing the king’s face. 29Then Absalom sent for Joab in order to send him to the king, but Joab refused to come to him. So he sent a second time, but he refused to come. 30Then he said to his servants, “Look, Joab’s field is next to mine, and he has barley there. Go and set it on fire.” So Absalom’s servants set the field on fire.
31Then Joab did go to Absalom’s house, and he said to him, “Why have your servants set my field on fire?”
32Absalom said to Joab, “Look, I sent word to you and said, ‘Come here so I can send you to the king to ask, “Why have I come from Geshur? It would be better for me if I were still there!” ’ Now then, I want to see the king’s face, and if I am guilty of anything, let him put me to death.”
33So Joab went to the king and told him this. Then the king summoned Absalom, and he came in and bowed down with his face to the ground before the king. And the king kissed Absalom.
押沙龍回耶路撒冷
1洗魯雅的兒子約押知道王想念押沙龍， 2就派人到提哥亞去召來一個聰明的婦人，對她說：「你假扮哀悼的人，穿上喪服，不要用油抹身，要裝成為死者哀悼很久的婦人， 3然後到王那裡，對他這樣這樣說。」約押把應該說的話都告訴婦人。
4提哥亞婦人來到王面前，俯伏在地上說：「王啊，求你救救我吧！」 5王問她：「你有什麼事？」婦人說：「婢女是個寡婦，丈夫死了。 6我本來有兩個兒子，有一次他們在田間發生爭執，當時沒有人勸解，其中一個兒子被打死了。 7現在整個家族都起來反對婢女，說，『把那打死親兄弟的兇手交出來，我們要他以命償命，除掉這個繼承人。』他們要讓我家斷子絕孫，使婢女的丈夫既不能留名，也不能留後。」 8王說：「你回家去吧！我會為你作主。」 9提哥亞婦人說：「我主我王，願罪過14·9 「罪過」可能指違背摩西律法殺人償命的規定。都落在婢女和婢女家族，跟王和王位無關。」 10王說：「若有人為難你，你就把他帶來，他必不敢再找你的麻煩。」 11婦人說：「求王憑你的上帝耶和華起誓，不許報血仇者殺人，留我兒一命。」王說：「我憑永活的耶和華起誓，你的兒子必毫髮無損。」
12婦人說：「求我主我王再容婢女說一句。」王說：「說吧！」 13婦人說：「王怎麼想出這樣的事來針對上帝的子民呢？王剛才所說的話正表明王的不是了，因為王不讓被流放的兒子回來。 14人都難免一死，就像覆水難收。然而，上帝不是要奪取人的性命，而是要設法使流亡的人重新回來。 15我向我主我王說出這番話，是因為人們恐嚇我。我想，不如向王請命，也許王會成全婢女的心願。 16有人要害我和我兒子的性命，叫我們不得承受上帝所賜的產業，也許王能從這人手中救我們。 17婢女想，我主我王的話必能安慰我，因為我主我王就像上帝的天使一樣能明辨是非。願王的上帝耶和華常與王同在！」
18王對婦人說：「我有一件事要問你，你要實實在在地回答我。」婦人說：「我主我王請說。」 19王說：「這是不是約押的主意？」婦人說：「我憑我主我王的性命起誓，王所說的一點不錯，這些話是你臣僕約押吩咐婢女說的。 20他這樣做是希望扭轉局面。我主如上帝的天使一樣有智慧，洞悉天下之事。」
21於是，王對約押說：「我答應你的請求，你去把年輕的押沙龍帶回來吧。」 22約押俯伏在地，叩謝王恩，說：「今天僕人在我主我王面前蒙了恩，因為王應允了僕人的請求。」 23約押便到基述把押沙龍接回耶路撒冷。 24王說：「讓押沙龍回自己的家，不要讓他來見我！」押沙龍便返回自己家中，沒有朝見王。
25在整個以色列，沒有人像押沙龍那樣因相貌英俊而為人稱道，他從頭到腳毫無瑕疵。 26他的頭髮濃密，每年年終會很沉重，需要剪髮，剪下的頭髮按王的重量標準約重兩公斤。 27押沙龍有三兒一女，女兒名叫她瑪，長得非常美麗。
28押沙龍在耶路撒冷住了兩年，沒有跟王見過面。 29他派人去請約押來，託他去求見王，但約押不肯來。第二次再請，他還是不肯來。 30押沙龍就吩咐僕人：「你們看，約押的田就在我的田旁邊，他種了大麥，你們去放火把它燒了。」押沙龍的僕人便把麥田燒了。 31約押便來到押沙龍家裡，問他：「你為什麼叫僕人放火燒我的田？」 32押沙龍答道：「我派人請你來，希望你替我去問王，『我為什麼要從基述回來呢？倒不如仍然留在那裡。』現在我要見王，如果我有什麼罪過，就讓他殺了我吧！」 33約押就去見王，把押沙龍的話告訴他，王便召見押沙龍。押沙龍來到王面前俯首叩拜，王就親吻他。
